Charlie and the train

Banks and railways nationalised, Gordon Brown really is The Mao of his generation. Now that the East Coast line is not as profitable as it once was, we can use The Royal train. Instead of pulling it out of mothballs once or twice a year because Charles or Queenie wants to visit their friend Thomas somewhere up North, it can be put to some practical use. Perhaps Charles can be the driver and power the train with some of his organically grown electricity.