Hollywood beckons

The Moose has been invited down to the smoke to see some film agents. They're showing interest in ANTHILLS AND STARS. All very exciting, but I'm not getting red carpet fever just yet, because I've been down this road before. I hadn't actually written the Oscar acceptance speech, but by lunchtime I was buying a Caribbean island and by dinner time you're lunching with Richard Curtis, who is so in awe at how funny you are, and rues the day he ever collaborated with Mr Ben Elton. I wish. Watch this space.