The Soul Patch

There should be a law against males over forty and females too, If we are to be balanced about it, of sporting a 'Soul Patch and or a Goatee.' I was watching Glastonbury and that good old rock and roller, Mr Bruce Springstein was in possession of a Soul Patch. He may be the finest singer/songwriter ever to have left the shores of Atlantic City, New Jersey but he looked an iriot. No spelling mistake there. He looked an iriot.The Divil himself always sports one and I think there lies the clue. Anyone who has to spend time and effort producing facial tonsorial delights is someone to worry about. You have been warned.