Sunday, 22 March 2009

Passive Reading

It is now officially safe to read again. Government officials coordinating with the World Bank have agreed that there is now enough money in the world economy to go out and buy books. Due to the success of quantative easing, we don't now have to buy 'safe' books anymore. It has been decreed that bold and original fiction can be read without affecting your credit rating.
You can return all celeberity books and receive a full credit. Health warnings on new writing has been removed but you can't read them in company. Passive Reading can be dangerous.

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